Well, Stacey will be back next week, so for now, I leave you with Abs. Glorious, glorious abs. Happy Labour Day, motherfuckers!

They're making a sequel to The Hangover, and here's what the basic plot is going to be about. (Pajiba)

A Jon and Kate Porn Parody? Awwww, thanks a lot, I just puked all over my laptop. (Yeeeah!)

Chris Brown said Oprah's episode on Rihanna was a slap to the face. You know what else was a slap to the face? The one you gave to your girlfriend. (The Blemish)

When the hell did Susan Sarandon become Dustin Hoffman in drag? (Seriously? OMG!)

Joe Francis says he's above Brody Jenner. On the Douche Scale, certainly... (Celebitchy)

It took a couple drinks, but Scary Spice has officially become Drunkey Spice. (Celebslam)

Oh look, Demi Moore and Perez Hilton are having an Ass-Off on Twitter. Hooray? (HollyWire)

Oh look, it's the old one on set of Sex and the City 2. No, not that one, the other one. (Celeb Smack)

Whooooooa, you could practically go spelunking in the chasm between Jessica Simpson's boobs. (Celeb Jihad)