Here's a list of all the winners fro last night. Holy Shit, Matt and Kim won a Moon Man? Colour me STUNNED. Also, BAAAAAHAHAHAHA Kanye didn't win anything! (Allie is Wired)

GASP! Holy shit holy shit holy shit DETAILS FROM THE NEW MUPPETS MOVIE aaaaaaaaand I just peed myself a little. Crap. (Pajiba)

That chick from the crappy vampire show that no one watched got arrested for flashing her titties...Oh, excuse me, her TIT-TAYS. (Yeeeah!)

Lady Gaga upped the "Batshit Insane" ante last night by going onstage and possibly pretending to have an abortion. Wait, WHAT? (The Blemish)

...And then she dressed up like a giant used tampon. Keep it classy, honey. (Celebslam)

Oooooh, Pink and Shakira wore the EXACT same dress last night. That must have been the most awkward part of the show, huh? Oh, wait, yeah... (Seriously? OMG!)

Awww yeah, Colin Farrell is gonna be a daddy again! His baby is already on the waiting list for dialysis. (Celebitchy)

And now for something you'll really like: Drag Queens Cliff Diving. You're welcome! (omg blog)

St. Tila Tequila is either a drunk, a liar, or a lying drunkard who tells lies. Either way, she's a fucking idiot. (CelebSmack)

Katy Perry and her big, huge, annoying boobs at the MTV VMAs. (usemycomputer)

As someone subjected to Hannah Montana at my parents house way more than I'd like, this cracked my shit up. (Celeb Jihad)