Here's a list of the best movies made for under $60 grand. (Pajiba)

For why is Anna Paquin wearing a shirt over her bikini?? (Celebslam)

Heyoo! Politician Scott Brown got all naked for Cosmo in the 80's. (Tabloid Prodigy)

Randy and Evi Quaid are fighting the allegations about them with a hand-written letter to TMZ. yeah, good luck with that. (CelebSmack)

Oh hey, Lucy Lawless still exists. (usemycomputer)

HA!!!!!! Did Jay-Z get a nose job??? (Celeb Jihad)

In addition to being old and skanky, Pam Anderson is also millions in debt. (Yeeeah!)

Michael Jackson is reaching out from beyond the grave to still be batshit crazy. (The Blemish)

I don't know about you guys, but I think Brad Pitt is losing the sexy. (Seriously? OMG!)

Sarah Silverman went and found herself a boyfriend who's not fat and completely unattractive. (Celebitchy)

David Duchovny's character is headed to college in the upcoming season of "Californication." Oh yeah. That's gonna end well. (Agent Bedhead)