Wow, Chris Brown REALLY sucks at apologizing. After telling Larry King that he didn't remember violently beating the shit out of his girlfriend, Rihanna, he then said that the reason he did was because no one taught them how to love. Because the reason no one else beats their spouse is because they have some magical manual at home for situations like these.

"We're both young, nobody taught us how to love one another. No one taught us a book on how to control our emotions, our anger."

"I'm not trying to fall on the fact that I'm young," the 20-year-old singer added, his soft tone and blue bowtie only serving to emphasize his boyishness. "There's a lot of stuff I wish I could have changed that night." (Source)

Really? That's your best excuse? No one taught you how not to be a violent nut-job? Come the fuck on, dude. You don't learn shit like this. These things are kinda supposed to be a given, like "Don't play with fire" or "Don't slam people's faces against a car". If you honestly need someone to teach you stuff like this, you probably have bigger problems than just being a sociopath who dresses like that asshole Tucker Carlson.

Here's Rihanna hugging Tweetie at Six Flags Magic Mountain: