In what can only be described as the most boring, asinine legal case ever, courts are siding with Paris Hilton in a court case between her and Hallmark cards, who used her likeness and stupid fucking catchphrase "That's Hot"* on one of their cards. Usually, this shit is protected as parody, but then again, Paris herself is something of a walking parody, and you just can't parody a parody.

Hilton sued the company in 2007 after it began selling without her permission birthday cards of a cartoon of a waitress serving a plate of food to a patron. A photo of Hilton’s face was pasted on the cartoon’s body.

Hilton alleges that the card ripped off her appearance as a waitress in an episode of her reality television show “The Simple Life.” (Source)

It's kind of a shame she doesn't approve of it, really. This would be the least embarrassing to her name, unless you count that time she died in House of Wax. Oh, the gave me the warm fuzzies all over. To be fair, she worked very hard to build her reputation as a vapid waste of a human being. You just can't put someone like that on something meant to bring good cheer!

*Ed's Note: I just barfed a bit typing that.