Oh, Wah... Sorry For Being Such an Asshole
Last night Kayne West and his asininely shaved head put on their best sad panda face on the premiere of "The Jay Leno Show" to apologize for being such an asshole. Well, he actually originally was just going on to sing, but that's what ended up happening thanks to what went down Sunday night.
After Jay rubs his dead mommy in his face (nice touch) Kanye pauses for a long time and says that he needs to take some time off. Oh right, because if anything is going to make you see the error of your bastardly egomaniacal ways it's probably some R&R. Preferably someplace tropical. Man, if I got to go on vacation every time I fucked up I'd be pushing down old ladies in the street just for the hell of it. Cabo San Lucas, here I come!
Kanye with Amber Rose on one arm and a bottle of Hennessy on the other at the VMA red carpet Sunday night:
If this were an isolated incident I might allow a shred of compassion for him. I'm waiting for a big country-hiphop brawl that will happen one of these days as "school" will be in session but remember cowboys, they pack heat and knives and are masters of the sucker punch.
And aint that a bucket of class he has for a girlfriend?! Eeeewwww. She's got to make sucking sounds as she walks.
Apparently I am WAY out of the entertainment loop 'cause um, who is Amber Rose, and WHAT is she wearing?
That thing Amber Rose is wearing--it's obviously a tribute to that classic movie "Sssss". For the ignoramuses, the movie about a guy who turns into a snake. Except that this one is a female.
'Wah' is the word.
I'm not talking about Kanye.