In one of the more overwhelmingly pathetic things she's ever done, Paula Abdul imitated and mocked Ellen DeGeneres on last night's "VH1 Divas." Ellen, of course, is taking over Paula Abdul's role as judge on "American Idol" next season.

"Why you all staring at me? Can't a girl try out a new job?" she asked innocently after boogying her way up the aisle of the Brooklyn Academy of Music. (Source)

Ooh. Take that, Ellen. I bet that totally hit beneath the belt. Although, contrary to popular belief, Ellen DeGeneres doesn't actually so much have testicles, so once again Paul Abdul fails at life.