If you haven't heard, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed the 7lbs. 14oz. Sparrow James Midnight Madden yesterday -- a boy if that weren't abundantly clear -- and now they've taken to twitter to gush about their little bundle of joy.

"What a great day to come back on Twitter," Richie, 27, writes. "Thank you everyone for your well wishes. I love my family!!"

Madden, 30, is equally excited. "1st day of his life & my son is already a trending topic on twitter," he Twitters. "That's right son, ur just like your old man." (Source)

Just like his old man? I didn't know babies could be douchebags. But when your name is Sparrow James Midnight, I guess that's just kind of implied. Just ask Bronx Mowgli, I hear that kid was literally birthed from an embryonic sack of lightly spring-scented vinegar water.