La Toya Jackson went on 20/20 to speak with Barbara Walter's about her brother's funeral, because when you're a Jackson, death in the family = ca-ching! At any rate, apparently her brother made a fabulous-looking corpse. The trick is to age 'em for 3-4 months.

La Toya Jackson says her brother Michael looked "absolutely fabulous" when he was laid to rest last week. In an interview on ABC's "20/20," she tells Barbara Walters that the King of Pop was dressed in white pearl beads and a big gold belt, "like a belt that you win being a boxer."

"His hair was done beautifully, his makeup was done beautifully," she says. (Source)

He was wearing pearls and a boxing belt? So basically, Dead Michael Jackson looked like a cross between Elizabeth Taylor and George Foreman, only obviously more on the shriveled old white woman side. It sounds like it must have been a lovely service.