Megan Fox Looks Like a Hippo
Bad news, pervs. Megan Fox says that she'll never make a sex tape. Not for the logical reasons, though, like it will almost definitely get leaked online and everyone will see it or that David Silver would almost definitely be participating -- but because she doesn't want to look at a big fatty like herself having sex. Her words, not mine."Ugh, never!" the Jennifer's Body star, 23, tells MTV News. "That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex." (Source)
And everyone always wonders why girls hate Megan Fox so damn much. I'm pretty sure the chick was scientifically born without a ribcage. She wouldn't look like a hippo having sex if she was literally wearing a hippo costume and having sex in it. If I looked like Megan Fox, I wouldn't make a sex tape, I would tape myself every time I had sex. Just because I could. So in conclusion, shut your fucking face Megan Fox.
Fatty McFatterson in the September issue of Wonderland magazine:
iono why evryone thinks being fat is a horrible thing. im fat and i enjoy sex just as much as the nxt person. seriously for her to being sayin she's fat and then thinkin that being fat will ruin her sex life than thats just stupid. she enjoys being a fuckin slut and a fuckin tease, she'll wear almost nothing but wont share her privates, uh like totally! fuckin queer
You might think that she was born without a ribcage, but she was definitely born without a brain. But that was too easy. I'll be glad when her wretched movie comes out and we won't be seeing or hearing from her for a while.
I really hate this bitch! She doesnt realize every time she opens her stupid mouth its one more nail in her careers coffin. Im crazy, Im fat, that director was crazy, Im ugly. Shut the fuck up! She's gonna talk herself out of work and right into obscurity or a long painful flameout like Lohan.
Please, people, learn to match your foundation tone with the REST OF YOUR SKIN. This is not that hard!
Cause the only thing worse than looking like a hippo is looking like a CLOWN hippo.
Make that "long painful flare-up" and I'll agree.
Wow. back from vacation 3 days and already jealous of someone's tits?
That's sad.
She is very smart for not wanting to make a sex tape like that. I admire that about her, I don't get why some girls hate her so much, she's so smart, pretty and very tallented, I may have a biased veiw cuz I'm bi but I just don't get how someone could truly hate her.
I don't get why some girls hate her so much, she's so smart, pretty and very tallented, I may have a biased veiw cuz I'm bi but I just don't get how someone could truly hate her.