Kristen Cavallari went on some "The Hills" related show on MTV earlier this week to talk about her return to the scripted reality show -- because, yes, MTV actually has shows about "The Hills." And during the course of the interview, Kristen apologized for having famously introduced Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

"I want to apologize to everybody, I had no idea what it would turn into," Kristin said when Dan asked if she had any idea introducing the two would lead to staged photo ops, Heidi's music career and their hokey pokey stint on "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here." (Source)

You know what? Apology denied. You can't start something reprehensible like "Speidi" and get away scot-free with some crappy apology. That's like asking to be forgiven for inventing AIDS or starting the holocaust. Either find a way to travel back in time to stop yourself from committing the heinous act, or shut your goddamn face hole about it.

Heidi and Spencer being gross and obnoxious at the Playboy Mansion: (Editor's note: WHAT in God's name is he wearing around his neck?!)