Kris Jenner, famed matriarch of the Kardashian Klan (is it racist to spell it like that?) thinks it's A-fucking-OK that her daughter Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardashian is marrying some dude she's known for a month.

"You know, that's how Bruce [Jenner] and I met," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. "We met, and we were married four months later. Isn't that romantic?"

She added, "I just go by what I feel. If you meet somebody, you just know." (Source)

You "just know" what? Their credit score, STD history or that five years ago they may or may not have been the leading suspect in a missing persons investigation? Sure, quickie marriages might be "romantic" but they're also how you end up hitched to murders and closet gays. And guys who do this to their faces. But if Kris Jenner is OK with it, then I guess so am I.

Khloe at a charity event last night milking this puppy for all he's worth: