Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardasian stands to get more than just free publicity and boosted ratings for her reality show from her impending quickie sham nuptuals to the Lakers' Lamar Odom on Sunday. She's also going to rake in a shitload of money.

Sources say OK! magazine is about to shell out $300,000 for an exclusive on the Sunday nuptials, besting lesser offers from Us Weekly and People.

But Odom won't be making a dime off the deal, according to a Kardashian family insider. The source says that Khloe will pocket all the cash — with a cut going to her manager-mom, Kris, of course. (Source)

So if Lamar isn't seeing cent one out of this jackpot, then what the hell does he get out of the deal? I mean, other than to deflower an adolescent yeti, anyway. Actually, in some circles that in itself is worth quite a bit of money.