If you ever have to travel down a dark alley with someone, do not go with Kevin Smith. 'Cause if you get mugged or attacked, he will straight up ditch your ass. No, seriously. During the filming of Dogma, he ditched Alanis Morissette when he thought they were being attacked. Seriously, he ditched GOD, people. GOD. Or at least, the person who played God in his movie. Kind of the same thing, right?

The film director was walking in Los Angeles with the singer-and-actress after they had been working on 1999 movie 'Dogma' when he feared they were going to be attacked.

He revealed: "While I didn't immediately push Alanis into the dude and run away, I separated myself from her. The chivalrous thing would have been me putting myself between her and harm's way, but I thought, 'She's a tough broad. I'm running and hoping that she's smart enough to run too.' " (Source)

I love Kevin Smith, I really do, but come on man, really? That's pretty harsh. Seriously, count your lucky stars Alanis didn't write a song about tearing off your balls. Though to be fair, Smith is fairly awesome (you know, when he's not leaving you to get shanked), so I guess this is one of those things that can be remedied over a Pabst Blue Ribbon and some Chinese Take-Out.