Kelly Osbourne Defends Khloe Kardashian's Wedding

58505341websters9292009111852AM.jpgKelly Osbourne -- who's opinion is relevant because? -- told Us Magazine that she was happy for her friend Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardashian and that she made the right decision to get married on a total fucking whim for reality TV.

"When you know, you know - and they know," Osbourne told Us. "When it's right for somebody, she can only know that. It's nobody else's business, just theirs. It was a fairytale wedding and completely beautiful." (Source)

Yeah. It's nobody's business but Khloe and Lamar's. Oh, and of course readers of OK! magazine who shelled out $300,000 on exclusive rights to the photos, and viewers of the E! network, who footed the bill for the $1 million wedding in exchange for filming it for their reality show, and basically anyone who has turned on a TV or went on the internet in the past week, since the Kardashian's PR machine has been working overtime. The only way it could have been more everybody's business if they held the president hostage and hijacked the airwaves and forced the entire country to watch the goddamn thing happen.

Photos from the wedding, since the paparazzi knew where it would be thanks to "mysteriously" leaked invitations:

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4 Comments


Zeiss said:

I'm surprised Kelly is friends with the famewhore Kardashian's, I thought she hated those type of people. That said, I don't blame the K's, gotta milk every dime you can when you have no discernible talent.


Jeri said:

Kardashians probably made a deal w/OK for a wedding exclusive. Kourtney or her ol man chickened out so Kloe said "I'll do it." How romantic.


socalledonlycousins said:

When you know, you know

Spaketh the 20-year-old who's been shielded from the slightest shred of real responsibility or commitment her entire life.

You know how I know you're a dumbass, Kelly? When you know, you know.


MiMi Zidecci said:

The Kardashian Klan..what a mess. Mom\mgr. pimps her daughters out for a supermarket opening-anything that will bring in $$ and attention. Khloe is a mean, alcoholic, bi polar, bohemoth- beattch, Kourtney is clueless ..period and this is scary but I think Kim looks like the more rational of them all. I think they are taking advantage of their name and what they can reap from it in the US. I realize they came from meager beginnings in Armenia but this is a joke, oh and the twins..just wait another year