In addition to being a rapist, tax evader, female-assaulter and overall terrible human being, it turns out that Joe Francis is also an Indian giver. TMZ has unearthed a 911 call from Francis' ex-girlfriend Abbey Wilson, after he sent his assistants to her home with a moving truck to pick some some gifts he had given her when she refused to corroborate his story lie for him in regards to his alleged attack on Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole.

Francis tells TMZ his assistant did indeed pay a visit to Wilson -- along with three other dudes with a moving truck -- and took furniture -- including, ironically, a love seat -- and other stuff away. LAPD officers arrived and acted as peacemaker and allowed Francis' people to haul some of the property away.

Francis tells us he was frustrated because Wilson was "lying" about what went down in the bar. A few hours before the friendly movers arrived, Francis sent Wilson a text message laying out what he says happened, but apparently Wilson wasn't biting. Francis says he was pissed, because while he was seeing Wilson he says he gave her a fortune in stuff -- $100,000 worth of clothes, a Mercedes, a Rolex, even the house she was living in. (Source)

So basically, what Joe Francis is saying is that if you buy expensive gifts for a woman, she's morally obligated to lie for you, under oath, in a court of law. I've heard of the whole "putting out after being treated a nice dinner" standard before but this is new to me. Or you know, in Joe Francis' case, "lying perfectly still after being treated to a half a bottle of tequila and handful of roofies."