Jessica Simpson's 5-year-old maltipoo Daisy, known to "Newlywed" viewers as "Nick Lachey's Dog of Emasculation" was grabbed by a coyote yesterday.

On her Twitter page, she writes: "A coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

Posters of the pooch have already surfaced in the singer's Calabasas, Calif., neighborhood. "Reward offered," they read. (Source)

This is actually really, really sad, and I genuinely feel for her. But still, as much as I hate being the bearer of bad news, the odds of an animal called a "maltipoo" escaping from the jaws of a coyote and finding its way home are about as good as Jessica Simpson putting out another #1 album. So basically, yeah ... Old Daisy had a good run there. I'll pour from a bottle of doggie Evian on the curb in her memory.