Jessica Simpson Hasn't Died From Misery Yet

jessica092309_1.jpgYou know what I love? How every time something horrible happens in Jessica Simpson's life, like she gets caught looking fat or Tony Romo dumps her or her movie/album/etc. bombs, all the subsequent photos of her are captioned: "Jessica Simpson Manages to Smile Despite [Insert Tragic Thing in Jessica Simpson's Life Here]." Like everyone expects Jessica Simpson to be wandering around like a blubbery, snot-bubbled mess all the time.

So here is Jessica Simpson managing to smile at Heathrow Airport in London, despite coming to terms with the fact that her beloved maltipoo Daisy's final resting place is in coyote shit. I actually have to give her credit this time though, because if anything bad happened to my dog my ass wouldn't leave a fetal position for at least a month. Jessica Simpson is probably just a lot more used to hopeless despair than I am, though.

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Jessica is still trying to figure out why the coyote didn't bring the dog back. I think she's the dumbest person alive. I'm not even being a smart-ass. Oh wait! I forgot about Tara Reid, ok, Reid then Simpson.