I Hope You Die, Spencer Pratt
Oh God, am I ever sick of your shit, Spencer. Not only do you feel the need to walk around with an issue of Playboy 24/7, not shave your creepy-ass flesh-coloured pedo-beard, or generally act like a decent human being, you're now legally changing your name to "King Spencer Pratt". Congratulations, my good sir. You've disproved both Darwin AND the existence of a loving God. At the same time. Asshole.Really? You're nominating yourself king of a democratic nation? Not only are you just an awful, awful person, but you're fucking dumb to boot. I truly do hope you die. Like, soon. Really soon. Horrific car crash, mauled at zoo by bears, self-immolation, I don't care, just PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, STOP LIVING.And Spencer, himself, explained the reason behind his decision to legally change his name.
“I have decided that if there is a Queen of England and Prince William, we need to have a King of America,” Spencer told Access. “And I have nominated myself for that title.”
Spencer’s rep told Access that “The Hills” star has not yet filed the legal papers to alter his name, but plans to this week. (Source)
I say this in all seriousness if he keeps this shit up someone is gonna off him. He is going to piss of the wrong nutter and boom no more spencer asshat pratt. I really hope its soon and really painful.
lol jeremy how do u really feel. dont hold back or nothing. lmao. i hope someone offs him soon to. thankgod i live in canada. no one here is that stupid to do something like that. the u.s can keep him. lmao
Can we borrow the MurderTank from Pajiba and just kill this motherfucker already? God I seriously just...hate. him.
This may be a good thing. Do you know how many kings have been assassinated throughout history? That doesn't include what happens to them and their sidekicks during revolutions.
You have to admire this guy's persistence. Clearly his goal is to somehow piss off every human being on this planet and honestly, I'm pretty sure he's closer to achieving it than anyone thus far.
No, seriously, think about it. Let's go with the obvious example: Hitler. There's a good many people, both at the time and today, who think he was a stand-up chap. The same can't be said for Spencer Pratt.
And, knowing how touchy the Americans are about monarchies (and really, y'all need to calm down, the more strongly you feel about monarchies, the more power you give them), I'm pretty sure Carolyn's prophecy is going to come true in short order.
I just can't even hate him anymore I hate him so much.
Jeremy: you win with the Darwin/God thing. that's perfect.
the guy is revolting, both him and his stepford wife.
the only way for them to fall offthe planet is to not print this shit, I mean im eating my lunch and looking at blonde public hair wrongly placed on the face....its gross
what. a. fucking. douche. i hate the both of them and am eagerly awaiting the day when someone kills them both.
This guy and his friggin wife are the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth! I love lookin back when the Hills first aired, Heidi was pretty hard to look at plus her dumb as a rock personality surely didn't make it hard for Spencer to treat her like the dirtbag she obviously is... Throw some extensions on her & hire a make up artist so she's visually tolerable but she still can't put 2 & 2 together. 2 peas in a friggin pod... He's the biggest jackass and the world would be so much nicer minus the two.
I've recently lost my job and would be more than happy to negotiate a price to take him out... I'll even do two for one! LOL
Why does this ass clown garner media attention... other than to provide better comic relief than Leno's promos for his upcoming show (sorry, I had to!) Seriously, this guy needs a vasectomy, not a name change. We'll all sleep better knowing he is the last of his kind.
I couldn't have said it any better myself. You've managed to crystalize my feelings on this complete and total waste of air. Seeing someone like this grabbing any kind of media attention surely must be one of the biblical signs of armageddon right? I vote for disciplinary sterilization to cut his family tree off at the roots. This is why everyone needs a gun. How likely are you to cause trouble and be a douchebag all the time if you know everyone's packing???