OK guys, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that Heidi Montag wants to start procreating. The good news is that Spencer Pratt is having none of it. Whew. In an interview with the New York Post (Really, New York Post?):

Spencer: I'm not even kidding, my wife -- OK, I'm gonna get crass here -- but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby. That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding -- my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts. (Source)

So, in related news: Spencer Pratt allegedly does have nuts. Huh! Like most people, I always just assumed that he was all smooth and shiny down there like a Ken doll. Well, not just any Ken doll, but Earring Magic Ken, to be exact.