Heidi and Spencer Plus a Puppy
Spencer Pratt reportedly gave Heidi Montag a 9-week-old puppy for her 23rd birthday. Oh, sure. Why not? That sounds like a fantastic fucking idea."Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly," Montag tells PEOPLE exclusively. The dog, named for country singer Dolly Parton, is white with black ears. "I'm so excited today is my birthday,"
Montag says. "Thank you, God, for every moment you have given me and blessing me with my wonderful husband." (Source)
With Jessica Simpson's dog Daisy getting dragged off to maltipoo heaven yesterday via the jaws of a ravenous coyote, and now another one being damned to a lifetime of Double Blonde Evil, I think it pretty much goes without saying that malitpoos are not having the best week. The only way this could possibly get worse is if science decided to name an animal-themed flu after them.
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Shes only 23? Hmmph my ass she is 23. Please can someone put a bullet in that fuckers head? Its not like he is not hard to find. Someone open a Taco bell and when he shows up have a sniper on the roof to take him out. I have a nickel, some belly button lint, and a couple kids I can give for payment. Please! Someone for the good of society kill him.
why why why why why?!!!! are you posting these douchebag's douchey photos? Who the fuck wakes up in the morning and thinks, "Let's book a photo shoot with a whore and a douchebag wearing a crown and holding a septor that they shove up each other's asses"...????
Am I the only one to see the obvious? Spencer Shitmouth Pratt is obviously a werewolf; he's the coyote who stole Simpson's Shitzopoo, and he gave it to Heidi.
WTF? How can that not be true?
23?? i don't buy it. maybe she's 28 or 29 but not 23. she looks too old and plastic to be so young.
i agree with carolyn. a bullet with their names on it are in order. like now.
Oh please oh please oh please. Can we please get a Maltipoo flu? It's so damn fun to say.
So odd that they just bought a maltipoo and named it Dolly, which is awfully close to Daisy. Either hater is totally on to something, or Spencer and Heidi are gonna try to gain some sympathy by wrapping Dolly in bacon and throwing her at the coyotes. "Are doggie died tooooooo! Take our picture."
Damn, I meant "our doggie" not "are doggie". Doh.
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