The things you never think you'll hear yourself say...or type. Whatever. Point is, Gerard Butler decided to play a prank on the directors of his new movie Gamer by sending them half a dozen donuts, then by sending them a picture of himself with a different bunch of donuts between his ass cheeks.

He explained: "I wrote to the two directors on 'Gamer' separately. I wrote that me and the stunt guys are having a blast and sent them half a dozen doughnuts each as a thank you. They were so chuffed.

"The next day we got six fresh doughnuts and shoved them between our a*s cheeks... and took a Polaroid. We sent this snap to the directors and sure enough, they thought they'd been eating the very same sugary treats. They were freaked out man." (Source)

Yup, donuts. Up his butt. I gotta admit, the idea of holding a doughnut between your butt cheek sounds uncomfortable. For reals, they'd be all greasy and doughy and you'd probably end up with glaze all over your tuchus. All I'm saying is, out of all the things you could put in your butt, donuts are probably not the best idea.

Here's Mr. Doughnut Hole on the set of The Bounty: