The good folks at Playboy have reportedly extended an offer to Kate Gosselin -- because having their parents messy divorce played out in the media wasn't enough to throw the Plus Eight's world into fucking upheaval -- someone thought it'd be a fantastic idea to have their mom plastered naked in a national magazine.

The octomom is said to have received a $400,000 offer from Hef to take it all off for Playboy, but she doesn't plan to reveal her lady bits in the nudie mag.

"Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away!" a source told Star Magazine. "She didn't think it was appropriate because of the children." (Source)

Playboy must be getting really fucking desperate. First they let Heidi Montag pose with her clothes on and now they're making offers to a woman with a stupid Flowbee haircut who's stomach literally looks like it was reconstructed out of silly putty after six babies came out of it. If I wanted to see those things, I'd just open an Us Magazine. I guess we'll know why, anyway, if Playboy starts their own Fashion Police and "Stars, They're Just Like Us!" columns.

More of Kate Gosselin at the beach, which is more Kate Gosselin than you'd ever want to see: