Fergie is Prepared
When I first saw Fergie's outfit at the Black Eyed Peas' NFL opening kickoff show, I said to myself, "Just what in the crap is this retarded horseshit?" But then after I thought about it, I realized that that's probably just her genius way of disguising an "adult maximum absorbency" product. You never know when the old stagetime incontinence is going to hit, so it's best to always be prepared for those situations.
THAT'S A MAN, MAN!
That woman could show up in a green baggy plastic bag and I'd still look at her and think she was hot. That she showed that much skin and her body didn't displease me at all. :-)