Heidi Montag lip-synced her shitty, overproduced song at the Miss Universe Pageant last night, and it sucked, because of course it did. Which is also probably why 25 seconds into the broadcast they cut away to introducing shots of the contestants. So when you hear people cheering over top of the music, they're actually cheering for contestants and not Heidi. Because no one would ever cheer for Heidi, since she can't sing, she can't dance, and pretty much is a disappointment in every sense of the word. Yet here we are, actually talking about a Miss Universe Pageant. I don't ever remember that happening before. I guess you really can attract more flies with shit than with honey.