Together Again For the First Time
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, two great tastes that go great together, were seen getting it on in Las Vegas over the weekend following a Motley Crue performance. I thought Pam had some boyfriend from like a trailer park or something, but I guess that's all over now.A source told The Sun: "They were making out all night and biting each other's candy necklaces. "Later, they headed to Vince Neil's Paradise Tower mega suite to continue partying." (Source)
Seriously, I have to give Pamela Anderson a pat on the back here because out of all the things she's ever done with Tommy Lee, "biting his candy necklace" is probably the most G-rated. In fact, if I hadn't seen the photographic evidence with my own eyes I would have assumed that "candy necklaces" was probably just a euphemism for anal beads.
They are forever entwined for the following reasons:
1. He's her baby-daddy. In white trash culture, isn't that a "free bang anytime" card?
2. They are emotionally retarded on the same level. I use the "r" word in the medical sense. Look, if she was emotionally 12 years old, and he was 10, it wouldn't work. But they are both 5 year-olds, so it clicks.