Patricia Heaton, of that horrible fucking "Raymond" show, went on "Celebrity Millionaire" last night to answer one question to win $25,000 for her charity, some third world country thing. First she makes an assy comment about how people from the midwest (like herself) are "nicer and smarter" than everyone else in the country, and then proceeded to make a staggering failure of herself when presented with a simple child's math problem. She called her husband as a lifeline to help her with the question, "if Euros are worth $1.50, what are five Euros worth?" because he's European. She actually said that. That's like asking the help of a Chinese person to answer the math problem: "If you have five fortune cookies and eat two, how many are left?" That Chinese person would probably laugh at you for being an idiot because fortune cookies aren't even really from China anyway.