The Hogans are Fighting Again

hogan0828.JPGEven though they supposedly finally made peace with each other last month, Hulk and Linda Hogan are back at it again. But of course they are, because they're shallow, petty, horrible people. This time Linda is threatening to sue because Hulk is supposedly not upholding his end of their divorce settlement. Wah.

According to US reports, Linda has filed a motion in Pinellas County Superior Court, Florida, for the "enforcement of the confidential marital settlement". Linda claims the legendary wrestler has failed to release her beloved Harley Davidson motorcycle and pay her £140,000 which was due earlier this month.

But Linda is not only demanding the cash and vehicle — she now wants Hogan to foot the bill for all transport and attorney fees she has incurred during the long-running saga. And she has filed a request to have Hulk incarcerated if he fails to comply. (Source)

Oh wow, a Hogan in jail. There's a novel idea. Hey, if it's that easy to sue a Hogan I say we file a class action lawsuit and have the whole goddamn family tossed behind bars. I don't know if "Distasteful Overuse of Hair Bleach and Self-Tanner Products with Criminal Intent" would hold up in court, but I'm damn sure willing to give it a shot.



2 Comments


TryScience said:

Why doesn't the stupid orange bitch just get a goddamn job.


hater from siloam springs said:

OK -- think about this: which family is more self-parody.

HOGAN FAMILY

-or-

DAWG THE BOUNTY HUNTER FAMILY
?

It's the same brand of crazy. Somebody get them to square off in reality TV. With guns and shit.