Heidi and Spencer are currently down in the Bahamas for the Miss Universe Pageant, which, as I mentioned before, Heidi is inexplicably scheduled to perform at. So now the good people of the Miss Universe pageant are learning the hard way why you don't ever work with Heidi and Spencer.

She's scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, "They're a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals" while "Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool" after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. "The Atlantis laughed in his face," our snitch reports. (Source)

My favorite part was the part when they laughed in his face. The only way anyone would pay Spencer Pratt to lay by a pool is if it were filled with deadly, man-eating sharks which shot lasers out of their eyes. And then -- bonus! -- due to completely foreseen circumstances, you'd probably end up getting to keep the money after all. Win-win!

Shit For Brains actually seen rehearsing: