At Sunday's Teen Choice Awards, Miley Cyrus showed her 9-year-old sister Noah that she's not the only Cyrus girl who knows how to work a pole. I hope at least these two can appreciate the irony in all of this. You know, because obviously, if they didn't hit the genetic lottery of being the daughters of a kid-pimping celebrity, you're pretty much looking at what these butterface rednecks would actually have ended up doing for a living. Well that, and turning in beer cans for deposit. See? It's funny because it's true.