Spencer Pratt celebrated his birthday with a party at Cut in Los Angeles on Friday, and not even his super cool machine gun birthday cake could make him stop waving Heidi's Playboy cover all of the place. But I guess this is what every real man dreams of on his birthday: Guns and titties. Except that the gun is made out of sugar and eggs and flour and the titties are made of plastic and are still covered up really boringly. The moral of the story here? Spencer Pratt isn't a real man and we all know he would have probably rather spent his birthday sitting home drinking Mike's Hard Lemonades and watching "So You Think You Can Dance."