They changed the ending of The Time Traveler's Wife to a happy ending? Are you freaking kidding me?! (Pajiba)

Really Vanessa Hudgens? Leaked pics of your hooters? AGAIN?! WHAT THE HELL, GIRL? (Yeeeah!)

David Beckham will do a photoshoot with Angelina Jolie, ensuring that everything in a five-mile radius spontaneously bursts into flames. (The Blemish)

Don't you just love how Jon and Kate are spending more time trying to convince us they're good parents than actually BEING good parents? (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh Gwyneth Paltrow...You're just a wonderful human being, aren't you? (Celebitchy)

Oh hoo-fucking-ray, John Mayer is nailing Jessica Simpson again. Wooptie-freaking-do. (Celebslam)

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting the world's cutest, most talented baby ever. Congrats! (HollyWire)

Leonardo DiCaprio gets over his breakup the way everyone else does: By taking a vacation to Ibiza with friends. (CelebSmack)

Diane Kruger totally rockin' a red dress at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds. (usemycomputer)

Awwww, the guy from that show about non-douchebag vampires wants to help the whales! (popbytes)

Michael Douglas' son got busted for dealing crystal meth. Nice job there, Dilbert. (Celeb Jihad)