Snaps: Tripod
Hey everyone! Guess who's back from a shoot in Toronto? Again?Sure, X-Men Origins: Wolvering may have been shit, but the sequel might not totally suck balls! (Pajiba)
Another day, another celebrity taking half-assed naked pics in the bathroom. Back the fuck off my turf, Jamie Foxx! (Yeeeah!)
Clips from Paris Hilton's new album leaked, and I can honestly say, I have never heard anything worse than this shit. (The Blemish)
And in other bad music news, Mariah Carey's new album is being delayed again, which means you now have a little longer to live until the apocalypse. (Seriously? OMG!)
Sienna Miller's new boyfriend's name is Slink Wizard, which apparently means she picks her men about as well as she picks her scripts. (Celebitchy)
Kirstie Alley is slowly eating herself to death. Personally, I blame this on deep-fried twinkies. I don't care if they are delicious, those fuckers will straight up MURDER YOU. (Celebslam)
Oh shit, Michael Phelps got into a pretty serious car crash after a driver ran a red light. QUICK! Get him to a large body of water! (HollyWire)
Even when they're grabbing each other in public, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are STILL the most boring couple ever. (CelebSmack)
Here's Mila Kunis (YAY!) at some promo thing for Family Guy (Not so yay). (usemycomputer)
Remember that time John Edwards cheated on his wife WHILE SHE HAD CANCER? Well, they had a kid together too. Keep it classy. (Celeb Jihad)
HA! Brooke Hogan's album tanked, so now she's trying to start a fight with Beyonce. Everyone point and laugh! (Allie is Wired)
Are you in porn, Jeremy? You should REALLY mention this more often--there might be a person out there who *gasp* doesn't know yet!
If I were Kirstie Alley I'd be pretty damn pissed about that article. They trot out some 'expert' who's never met her, to make a prediction that she might die young? What a load of tripe. Yes, she might - but so might all the skinny cokeheads and meth-heads in Hollyweird! Talk about making up news out of (pardon the pun) thin air.
I notice they don't do a similar article on John Goodman - oh, wait, I forgot - being fat is only a sin for women....
('Scuse rant, but this kind of shit annoys me).
If I had those shoes and my hand in Bradley Cooper's pants, I'm pretty sure I would find a way to make it not boring. That's a real feat Renee.
He looks great on that ride...isn't he? I think he should have one in X-men. What do you think about it? Thank for this image.