Here are the 11 Oldest Actors to Play Teenagers. All I can say is, my younger brother and his girlfriend are sixteen, and they don't look ANYTHING like Charisma Carpenter. (Pajiba)

Oh, how charming...Jon Gosselin tried to bone the babysitter in front of his kids. Would someone please take those children away from that man? (Yeeeah!)

Yeah, that guy from Megan Wants a Millionaire who got all stabby? He fled the country. That's not indicative of anything AT ALL. (The Blemish)

As a favor to Stacey, here are some bloopers from the fourth season of Supernatural. Jensalecki: Get some! (Seriously? OMG!)

Looks like Paris Hilton isn't engaged after all! Like my mother always said, why buy the cow when you can get the herpes for free? (BricksAndStones)

Oh Lady Gaga...There is a time and a place to show off your ass to everyone. In the middle of an airport is really not one of them. (Agent Bedhead)

Remember how Claire Danes banged Billy Crudup when his girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker, was seven months pregnant? Well, now she believes in monogamy. Suuuuure. (Celebitchy)

Ugh, looks like they found naked pics of Jackie O while they were going through Andy Warhol's shit. Did they not have bikini waxing back then? (Celeb Jihad)

It's official: Absolutely NO ONE wants to employ Lindsay Lohan. Literally. Not a single fucking person. (POTP)

Oh, Audrina Patridge...you're just a class act, aren't you? And by "class", I mean "drunken". And by "act", I mean "keeze". (Superior Gossip)