Aw fucksocks, here's the trailer for I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. CRAAAAAAAAP!!! (Pajiba)

Teeheehee! Tiger Woods farted on live TV and everyone heard it! *Nelson Muntz Voice* Haw-Haw! (Yeeeah!)

Holy shit, either that woman is dodging Matrix bullets or Jack Nicholson is fucking BADASS. (The Blemish)

How bad is G.I. Joe? Seriously? Is that even a legitimate question? Seriously, I see this movie creating a black hole of suck in every theater it plays in. (Seriously? OMG!)

Robert Pattinson said his date would have chiseled abs. In related news, Robert Pattinson just beat down the closet door with a flaming battering ram of gayness. (Celebitchy)

Happy Betty White Day! Aw yeah, Betty White Motherfuckers...Let's rock this bitch. (Celeb Jihad)

Jennifer Aniston (A.K.A. The most boring yet sexy woman ever) is on the cover of Elle Magazine (A.K.A. The most boring woman's magazine ever). (BricksAndStones)

Ever wanted to see Brad Pitt attacked with a giant purple dildo? Well you're in luck! (Agent Bedhead)

For just $14.99, you too can look like a self-serving troglodyte who permanently scarred 8 kids. (POTP)

Here's Hilary Duff looking like she raided the wardrobe department of a Raging Stallion shoot. (Superior Gossip)