Here are the 10 Onscreen Couples Who Would Never Work In Real Life. Naturally Seth Rogen and Rainbow Killer are on it. He's to good for that bitch. (Pajiba)

Oh God, this cracked my shit up...Some guy is suing Oprah for plagiarizing his poem, and he's asking for...ONE TRILLION DOLLARS! Ba-Bum-Bum! (Yeeeah!)

Glee! Victoria Beckham is gonna be a guest judge on American Idol! I guess they think pop "singers" from another decade are pretty much interchangeable, huh? (The Blemish)

Do you wanna see Steven Tyler bust ass off stage in front of a screaming crowd? Of course you do. (Seriously? OMG!)

What's the only thing that can ruin Eric Bana Naked? Barbara fucking Walters. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew do not want! (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox is STILL talking about comparisons to Angelina? Oh honey, give it a fucking rest already. (Celeb Jihad)

Oh fuck this shit, I REFUSE to believe Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson might get back together. You hear me? REFUSE! (BricksAndStones)

Oh, this is fucking genius: Conan O'Brien launched a wax replica of Tom Cruise out of a canon. HA! (Agent Bedhead)

Hey, remember that guy who was arrested for Miley Cyrus? Well, he did it again. (POTP)

Oh look, it's Jessica Alba's ass...again. Ummmm, hooray? Or Something? (Superior Gossip)