Snaps: Dead Man's Bones
Holy Shit! Ryan Gosling has his own music project and it's FUCKING AWESOME! (Pajiba)I love you Helena Bonham Carter, but please don't wear swimsuits. Ever. (Yeeeah!)
Oh look, Jennifer Aniston is banging Gerard Butler. Hooray! You now have a boyfriend to validate your existence! (The Blemish)
What the fuck? Dogs dressed as people? See what you have wrought, PETA?! (Seriously? OMG!)
In a move that will spring tents across the land, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman or gonna be lezzing out in an upcoming movie. (Celebitchy)
Whooooooa, Taylor Swift's arms are fucking LONG. Seriously, that's some Stretch Armstrong shit right there. (Celebslam)
Hey, you know that guy from Hung? Well, now you too can see his junk! (omg blog)
Ashlee Simpson is both an angry drunk AND weirdly skinny. Go eat a delicious sammich already! (CelebSmack)
Here's your favourite bad movie spoiler ever, Rachel McAdams! (usemycomputer)
A behind the scenes interview from The Dark Knight? Well who doesn't like The Dark Knight! (Celeb Jihad)
Keanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz are fucking now? *Barf* (Allie is Wired)
Thumbs down on your Helena Bonham Carter post. Not funny or clever, just mean.
I agree with sara. I'm with you most of the time, but to imply that a lovely 43-year-old, mother-of-two who still looks fantastic shouldn't be allowed to wear a bathing suit (a one-piece, for crissakes) on the beach with her family, is pandering to a sad little stereotype. Congratulations.
Yeah, I know, that was mean...I usually try to stick to the general tone of the article, so my apologies on that one. I really do love her, but you have to admit, that is not a flattering swimsuit. On anyone. Once again, sorry!