Here's a guide to The 12 Most Life-Affirming Films Ever. Have a good day, y'all! (Pajiba)

Awww, Miley Cyrus got her nose pierced! Maybe later she'll go listen to some Destiny's Child and watch Bring it On! (Yeeeah!)

Now that Megan Wants a Millionaire is cancelled, looks like Paula Abdul is stepping in to fill the void of crazy. (The Blemish)

Eli Roth (AKA The Bear Jew) is gonna be playing with something long and phallic for PETA. There was a lot of gay in that last sentence. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh thank you GOD, a model with meat on her bones. See? You don't have to starve yourself to be hot, assholes! (Celebitchy)

Oh please please PLEASE don't let Demi Lovato leak naked pictures of herself... (Celeb Jihad)

Oh Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry, please stop your hotness already. You're making the rest of us look bad. (BricksAndStones)

Whedonites rejoice: Dollhouse is back, motherfuckers! (Agent Bedhead)

How cute, Jon Gosselin is selling Lemonade for charity. Know what would work even better? If you donated all the money you made exploiting your children instead, asshole. (POTP)

No, seriously, what the hell is up with Katy Perry's forehead? That thing is HUGE. (Superior Gossip)