Sienna Miller, who can't seem to figure out why she's got such a reputation for being a whorey skank whore, went on "Live with Regis and Kelly" yesterday and gave the entire audience and viewers at home a treat of her almost entire breast. (Watch it here.)

Wearing a sleeveless sequined top with armholes cut down low, Miller's shirt fell forward exposing a swath of skin and the side of her breast after she greeted the hosts. Sadly for Regis, he is out this week and missed seeing the British beauty.

Later, as Miller gesticulated through some anecdotes, the "Live" cameras stayed preemptively zoomed tight on her face. (Source)

Well thank goodness Regis wasn't there to witness this spectacle. I think his old man heart may very well have given out on him. And in the spirit of Regis' old man heart not giving out on him, let's also hope he also never figures out how to do a google search on Sienna Miller on the internet. You can't swing a stick on the internet without hitting one of Sienna Miller's boobs with it.

Tits McGee managing to keep 'em tethered down at a G.I. Joe press conference: