Right now VH1 is currently airing "Megan Wants a Millionaire," in which Megan Hauserman of the "Rock of Love," "I Love Money," and "Charm School" series, respectively, purportedly looks for love with a bunch of tacky pseudo-millionaires. Funny story, one of them, finalist Ryan Alexander Jenkins, is now the leading suspect in a murder investigation. I guess this means he won't be making it to the reunion show?

A reality TV contestant became a true crime suspect Wednesday when cops announced they were searching for him in connection with the grisly murder of a Playboy bunny. Jasmine Fiore's body was found stuffed inside a suitcase that was dumped inside a Los Angeles-area trash bin and the last person she'd been seen with was 32-year-old Ryan Alexander Jenkins, police said.

And it was Jenkins, a contestant on the VH1 reality show "Megan Wants a Millionaire," who reported her missing on Saturday night, cops said. Jenkins split after making that call. He was believed to have slapped the license plate from his BMW on Fiore's 2007 white Mercedes before heading north for Canada, where he's from, police said. (Source)

So if anyone out there is actually still wondering what kind of person actually goes on reality dating shows, the answer is obviously: "BMW enthusiasts." Yowza, jackpot! Where do I sign up for the next season of "The Bachelor?"

Because I love her sassy, murderer-banging ass, Megan Hauserman at the launch of Pink Sugar Mondays at Rhumbar: