Remember when Lady Gaga wore that asinine outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs? Well, apparently she was making an "anti-fur statement" rather than an "anti-nonretarded outfit-wearing statement." So now of course PETA wants to recruit her to get naked for them since she meets their high standrads of not wearing fur and the willingness to get naked.

She explained the all-green fashion item was a "commentary on not wearing fur." Gaga added, "I hate fur and I don't wear fur."

Now, PETA bosses want her to team with them to get her message across - and they've asked her to wear nothing but "a few playing cards" as part of the organization's ongoing "Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur" ad campaign. (Source)

They might need more than a "few" cards if the rumors of her packing heat are true. Just to be on the safe side, they should just cover her entire body up in cards. Especially the face part. The ad should really just be cards, with an asterisked note on the bottom that says that Lady Gaga really is naked under all those cards, you'll just have to take their word for it. Hmm... There's still the imagination though. This plan clearly needs more work.

Lady Gaga wearing a nude bodysuit which is more than enough for me: