In one of her more entertaining publicity stunts, Kathy Griffin showed up to the Kid's Choice Awards last night on the arm of Levi Johnston. Get it? Because he knocked up the less-than-chaste daughter of the conservative, bible-thumping, nut job former Governor of Alaska -- and Kathy Griffin is loved by all the gays. I'm sure there's metaphoric irony in there somewhere. At any rate, I have to commend the foresight of Levi Johnston in this situation. If you still can't figure out how to use a damn rubber, there are worse ways than preventing unwanted pregnancy than banging chicks three times your age. Like they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of getting to have sex with Kathy Griffin.