Now that Kevin Federline is a disgusting fat pig, he's picking up weight-loss endorsement offers faster than you can say "Wheaties topped with chocolate syrup and nacho cheese."

...With a new reality show in the pipeline, K-Fed eager to get back into shape and a weight loss brand has come to his rescue.

They want him to be the face of their new products and are reportedly ready to pay him £1.4million. A spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance) confirmed: "Yes, we're trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet." (Source)

This makes sense, fat celebrities endorse weight loss products all the time these days. Like Anna Nicole Smith and Kirstie Alley, for instance. What happened to them again? Oh right, one is a sad, butter-feening recluse and other other is dead. I think he should totally do it.