
Joe Francis beat up "The Hills" star Brody Jenner's girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, at the Guys and Dolls club in Hollywood early this morning. This is not a surprise whatsoever, since Joe Francis is pure evil and once even
assaulted a female reporter doing a story on him. Supposedly what happened was that Francis was harassing an ex-girlfriend of his (naturally) who happened to be friends of Jenner and Nicole's when Nicole intervened. Then all hell broke loose.
Jenner just spoke with us by phone. According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis'), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground. (Source)
There is nothing about this story that doesn't make feel me sick to my stomach. I don't know how many times Joe Francis has to statutory rape underage girls or cheat on his taxes or assault women before he get thrown in prison for good. For every moment that this piece of shit scumbag is breathing free air, drinking expensive champagne and living in mansions -- somewhere out there, puppies are crying. That's right. Puppies. Crying. We as a society need to put this psychotic asshole behind bars where he belongs. If nothing else, do it for the puppies.
I'm thinking of the throat punch list over at Pajiba, and if we could get a video of Joe Francis and Spencer Pratt equipped with claws like Wolverine throat punching each other, I'd buy that.
Unfortunately,Hater, Spencer probably wouldn't last 30 seconds, and for all that Mr. Pratt lives up to his name, he's basically harmless compared to Joe. Maybe we could use Hulk Hogan instead?