Jessica Biel Will Give You the Internet Crabs

jessica_082509.jpgThe security technology company McAfee Inc. put out a report which states that Jessica Biel is currently the most dangerous web search on the internet, and that searches for her are more likely to lead to threats such as spyware and viruses than any other celebrity.

McAfee said fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one's computer. Its the third annual report on the subject from McAfee, which last year found that Brad Pitt was the "most dangerous" celeb online. '

"Cybercriminals are star watchers, too," said Jeff Green, senior vice president of McAfee's product development. "They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise." (Source)

So Jessica Biel gives you a one-in-five chance at cyber herpes. Why Jessica Biel, instead of say, Paris Hilton? It's like the concepts of irony and symmetry are just completely lost on these cybercriminals.

At Letterman promoting Powder Blue (above) on June 3rd:

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