Heidi Montag's Playboy Pictures are Boring
Heidi Montag Pratt or whatever the hell she's calling herself now's Playboy spread has hit the internet like the limp noodle, or you know, something close to it. It's like, oh wow. Partial nudity. I can't see that anytime I want to. I guess the difference between the usual scantily clad Heidi Montag photos and these photos is that at least these are heavily airbrushed. Sure, that's great. Why don't you call me back when Photoshop invents an anti-stupiding filter.
She has the same, blank retarded look on her face in every picture. Her eyes look dead and he mouth looks saggy. I hate her.
She may have that same stupid dumb look on her face, but I know for sure my husband will be happy seeing these pics!
I love how they go out of their way to shit on every oppourtunity they get. Got to a movie premiere? Bring a copy of playboy and act like retards. Be in playboy? Don't show ANYTHING! Expect people to pay for something thats on the internet for free. Feed the homeless? Not unless there are cameras there, watching me tease a crazy old vet with a turkey leg. Soon enough more people will catch on and these two assholes will slip back to shit hole they crawled out of.
Most boring. Playboy. Photoshoot. Ever.
Her mouth looks kinda funny but she has an amaizing body(With the help of a boob job nd airbrush)