Heidi Montag Gives Crappy Lap Dances
Heidi gave Spencer a lap dance on MTV's "The After Show" at a club following Heidi's craptacular Miss Universe performance, meaning she gyrated awkwardly in front of him like she had Tourette's syndrome, which of course Spencer took in with all the fervor of a toddler watching Barney. Meanwhile, host Jessi Cruickshank sat next to them looking visibly uncomfortable. She probably didn't know working for MTV was so dangerous. Usually the only jobs you hear about that come with a risk of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder are coal miners and Iraq War soldiers.
She dances like she's never had sex, which, the more you think about it, makes more sense than anything else about these two famewhores.
If she were a stripper in real life I think she would have had to pay me to watch that supposed lap dance. And when I say supposed lap dance I really mean that awkward tourettes syndrome dance. It kind of reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine attempts to dance.
Yes. When I think of "Wholesome Christian Conservative Republicans", this is the precise image that runs through my head.
notice how he hugged her at the end -- basically he did that because he wanted her to stop doing that "dance"
OMGS. MY GRANDMA CAN DANCE BETTER THAT THAT. I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL RETARD!! WTFS!! SHE NEEDS TO STOP CAUSE SHE LOOK LIKE A MESS!!!:)))