Heidi and Spencer Give TMI
I thought Heidi Montag's pictorial spread in Playboy was bad enough, but I had no idea what other unforeseen horrors awaited me in the issue. In the interview part, however, the two go into great detail about their -- gag me with a spoon -- sex life. GROSS. Gross, gross, gross.After chatting about their very public life together, the talk turns to the pair's sexual exploits, with Montag confessing she experiences 20 to 30 orgasms a day.
She says, "Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day." Pratt adds, "I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. Most girls are usually just about themselves." Montag then comments, "It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."
Her husband then recalls private plane sex on New Year's Eve, when "I initiated you into the Mile High Club," adding, "That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life... getting to fulfill the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."
Pratt concludes, "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are." (Source)
As much as the mental imagery of all that makes me want to curl in the fetal position and cry, it's obviously all bullshit, because for one Spencer Pratt is gay. And also, if anyone were actually able to have 20-30 orgasms a day I'm pretty sure it would cause brain damage. And I think Heidi was just born that way.
More of their famewhoring at the G.I. Joe premiere:
These 2 are obviously full of shit, just look. . .it is seeping out of her pores! However, I will admit that it is possible to have that many orgasms, and it is pretty great. It doesn't happen every day, but when it does. . .
People who brag are always full of shit. Its bc they have the most to prove. Its the quiet ones that have the best sex.
"Like when we do it in the car"?!?!?!?!??
Oh for fuck's sake.
Why wont these 2 just drop dead already.
20-30 every day.
That's 2-3 per hour, or, if you're serious, about 5 hours a day of sexual activity where you average 4-6 orgasms an hour.
That's one every 10 to 15 minutes.
Unless Spencer has an prosthetic dick or packs the battery-powered assist, that's complete bullshit "every day". Try "once a week" or maybe "twice a week".
"every day" is about as likely as Heidi's tits being a creation of nature and not of 3M. They should go back on Dave Letterman so the ol' fox and hammer the shit out of them about that.
No, 20-30 a day is doable if you have the anatomy for it. I've reached the 60s before (I think....they kinda fuck with your ability to count). And that was during a single session. I probably average one a minute if the sex is good. I heart my genes.