In Lady Gaga's latest totally assy cry for attention, she showed up at London's Heathrow airport wearing some sort of biker-dominatrix-punk rock get-up, complete with brand new vampire fangs. Sure, give the terrorists ideas. You're not allowed to bring a box knife or bottle of water on a plane, but apparently if you turn yourself into a vampire that's perfectly A-fucking-OK. So when the skies are terrorized by this new strain of no-pants-wearing Radical Islamic-Vampire hybrids, we'll all have Lady Gaga to thank.