Denise Richards Likes Tanning; Hates Blinking

16907677websters813200923010PM.jpgWalking stick of beef jerky Denise Richards attended the alice + olivia dinner in Malibu last night, and if you're wondering what she's been doing on her downtime while not filming her reality show "Denise Richards: It's Complicated," the answer is clearly shitloads of tanning and botox. I'm pretty sure you still can't actually "catch" skin cancer from someone, but just to be on the safe side I wouldn't get too close to her.

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2 Comments


True_Blue said:

Sigh. Denise was a terrible actress, but at least she used to be pretty. Now she is the color of Slim Jims, with facial expression of someone who just felt something being shoved in her back door (but can't acknowledge it in public).


Mrs. Plainview said:

Best headline on the web today, Stace.